FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

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What is ROADHEAD™?

In Layman's Terms - ROADHEAD™ is when a guy gets head

( a blow job, BJ, Freeway Fellatio, or whatever you call it ) while he is driving. 
 

Did you know? Each year over 2.4 million male drivers will experience ROADHEAD™. That means there is a penis being sucked on the road every 15 seconds.

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Proper ROADHEAD™ Etiquette.

Buckle Up & Unbuckle Your Pants - Safety first! Always wear your seatbelt and unbuckle your pants for easy access.

Get comfortable - Comfort is key to enjoying ROADHEAD™. ROADHEAD™ can put a strain on the girl's neck and jaw, so make sure you give her plenty of "head" room by reclining your seat back. If traveling on a major highway, set vehicle to cruise control... preferably 69 miles per hour.

Use your mouth and hand - A great blow job involves both hands and mouth. Grab the shaft of the penis with one hand while moving up and down on the top of the penis with your mouth. Try to coordinate your movements so that your hand and mouth are moving in unison.

Let him cum - When the guy is ready to orgasm, keep your movements consistent and firm - don't slack off. Any sudden or unusual jerks/movements could distract him from concentrating on the road.

Get nice and clean -  A clean penis and car is important. Make sure you use the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT™ when getting ROADHEAD™. The penis bib will protect his pants, the spit cup will allow for easy disposal on any unwanted cum, the cleansing wipe is useful for cleaning his penis and her mouth, and the breath mint will make her mouth taste minty fresh.

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Is ROADHEAD™ illegal?

We are unsure whether or not ROADHEAD™ is illegal. However, we found that in 2001, two Democratic lawmakers introduced bills in the U.S. Congress to ban the use of hand-held devices (cell phones, palm pilots, and yes PENISES) while driving.

"Studies have found that close to 4,600 accidents are caused each and every day by men who are distracted from women playing with their hand-held devices. That's 20 to 30 percent of all accidents that occur," said Officer Harry Johnson, NJ State Police.

Officer Johnson went on to say that in June of 2004 he had pulled over a car that was driving erratically on the Garden State Parkway.  When he questioned the occupants, the male driver commented that his girlfriend was giving him ROADHEAD™. "She was playing with my 'shifter' and I guess my mind got all cloudy - I must not have realized that I was swerving," stated the driver. He went on to say while pointing to the wet spot on his jeans, "Things were going great until you pulled us over.... my girlfriend got all scared and accidentally spit it all out."

Officer Johnson found the incident amusing, but his laughter only lasted for a bit. He ended up giving the male driver a ticket for erratic driving and gave his girlfriend a five-point ticket for failure to swallow.

Needless to say that was one costly BJ!

Related Article:

Woman uses sex act (ROADHEAD) as manslaughter defense. MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut (AP) -- A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver at the time.... Click here to read the full story on CNN.com

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What is the HEAD FOUNDATION?

69% of all the proceeds from this website are donated to the HEAD FOUNDATION. The HEAD FOUNDATION is a 501(c) 6 non-profit organization dedicated to helping deprived girls that don't give head. The foundation runs a 12-step program to help these girls get back on their knees. 

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When is national ROADHEAD day?

Founder and Prez, Tim Mack, decided to declare February 10th (2/10) as National ROADHEAD Day because he came up with the idea for IloveROADHEAD.com after getting ROADHEAD from this chick on February 10th, 2001. It just so happens that 2/10 (the numbers that is) refer to letters in the Alphabet. 2 = B and 10 = J. Coincidence? He thinks not.

Tim Mack wants February 10th to forever "go down" in history. No pun intended.
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What does the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT™  include?

Each kit includes:

Bib (a.k.a Pant Protector) – is worn around the driver’s privates. It protects his pants and underwear from being ruined by unwanted excretions.
Spit Cup –not all girls swallow (but boy we wish they did). The spit cup allows her to properly dispose of a mouthful of lovin’. Once filled, we advise folding the top of the cup to prevent the contents from spilling onto your cars interior. It holds up to 4 oz. of …you know what.
Breath Mint – unless your middle name is “Snow Ball”, no guy wants to taste his own privates. This mint will make any girl’s mouth taste so fresh and so clean.   
Cleansing Wipe – Oh, what a mess! Don’t worry. This cleansing wipe can get you out of any “sticky” situation. It is most effective if used around the chin, mouth, and crotch area. Dries in seconds.

All the contents come in 5” x 3.5” x 1" cleverly designed box that will make anyone laugh and it fits perfectly in the glove compartment. 

Instructions are included on the back of the box. However, failure to follow instructions may cause serious “head” injury.

Click here to order the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT
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Important ROADHEAD™ safety tips

• Don't forget to buckle up & unbuckle your pants.
• Always keep your eyes on the road.
• Place left hand at 12 o'clock
• Place right hand on top of her head.
• Do not make any sudden stops - it could damage her head and possibly yours.
• Always drive at a comfortable speed (69 is recommended)
• Never get ROADHEAD™  while driving on cobble stone, over speed bumps, or on roads with major pot holes - this could lead to decapitation.
• Most importantly - protect yourself with the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT™
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Payment Methods

You can order from I LOVE ROADHEAD.com with a major credit card (Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover). You can also pay via PayPal, personal check, or money order.

We use a VERIFIED SECURE SHOPPING CART so you can be sure that your order information and credit card details are secure.

All credit card orders are processed via Paypal and your order will appear on your credit card statement as "PAYPAL*BAMMARKETING"

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Become a Customer

By creating an account at I LOVE ROADHEAD.com you will be able to shop faster, be up to date on an orders status, and keep track of the orders you have previously made. Sign up for an account

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How to Place Your Order

1. Click the thumbnail of the item you would like to purchase.

2. Customize your order by choosing a style, color and size. Once complete, click on "ADD TO CART".

3. Continue through the cart by entering your shipping details, choosing your payment method, verifying your details and so forth.

Make sure when entering your credit card information that you enter the EXACT BILLING ADDRESS that your credit card company has listed for your account.
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How to Change Your Order

TO MODIFY/CANCEL YOUR  ORDER: Please email us within 24 hours of placing your original order and provide the invoice number and exact changes you want to make and we'll try to accommodate you.

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Wholesale Orders

I LOVE ROADHEAD.com T-shirts are available at wholesale pricing. For more information about wholesale orders, please click here for a PDF of our wholesale catalog.

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Catalogs

Click here for a PDF of our wholesale catalog.

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Custom Shirts

We do offer custom shirts. If you are looking to have custom shirts printed please visit our custom shirt website at:
BAM-MARKETING.com

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Shipping Info

We ship to anywhere in the U.S. and many countries internationally. Shipping takes 7-10 days for all orders in the US and an additional 5-7 days to International destinations. Packages in the U.S. are sent via the U.S. Postal Service First Class or Priority Mail. Please make sure you can receive mail from the Post Office at the address you supply. We are unable to grant requests to send our packages via UPS or Fed Ex.

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Shipping Schedule

Typically all orders are processed and shipped every Monday and Thursday. A tracking number will be emailed to you when your order has been shipped.

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Calculate Shipping Costs

Shipping is based on a table rate:

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Colors, Styles, Sizes

All shirts* are all 50% preshrunk cotton / 50% polyester, 5.6 oz, shoulder-to shoulder tape, seamless collar, double needle throughout.  We offer sizes, Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, and XXL. Shirts come in a variety of color options including: White, Black, Royal Blue, Red, Kelly Green, Daisy Yellow, Ash Grey, Navy Blue,Pink, Baby Blue. Please refer to each design for available shirt colors.

*Exceptions: All girl shirts are American Apparel 100% sheer cotton. All girl tank tops are American Apparel 5.5oz 100% combed ringspun cotton.

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Sizing Specs

Adult T-Shirt 5.6 oz.

Measurement (inches) Width Length Small 18 28 Medium 20 29 Large 22 30 X-Large 24 31 2X-Large 26 32

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